What more could you want out of games?

“You are a seagull. A beautiful, fragile seagull. You poop uncontrollably. Your purpose is to poop on things.”

Fantastic! I’m always clamoring for more games where you get to really feel what it’s like to be an animal, and the indie market certainly does not disappoint. If you’ve ever wanted to know how it feels to poop on people as a bird, then look no further thanSploot.

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InSploot, you control a seagull with some crazy bowel problems. Fly around, eat bread, and poop on as many people, buildings, and cars as possible to score points. Be wary of the time limit, and try not to collide with anything lest you break your fragile bird bones!

Splootwas specifically created for the Oculus Rift, so you can REALLY feel like a seagull and experience the joy of pooping all over everyone and everything in virtual reality. Of course, it’s also playable without the Oculus.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

Splootis currently available for free onItch.iofor PC and Mac, so I think I know what everyone is going to be playing today. What a wonderful time to be a gamer!

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