Future, the publisher responsible for a wide range of UK gaming magazines as well sites like GamesRadar and CVG, has extended its tentacle-like reach over games media byopening a dating siteaimed at gamers. A dating site … aimed atgamers.
I really should just have my palm surgically attached to my face.
“Game 4 A Dateis a dating site designed just for you, helping you to find that someone special who shares a zeal for games,” the site claims. My brain is at risk of suffering an overload as it tries to process the many millions of sarcastic comments I could make all at once. Just … too much mockery to be had.
I’ll be nice and give it a chance though. Perhaps the twelve-year-old pricks who seem to fill most game servers and communities just need the love of a good woman, and maybe good womenactuallyfind whining curly-haired little pricks who “do it for the lulz” to be utterly charming.
Hey, and who knows? Maybe loads of intelligent, funny, attractive womenwilljoin this site and it won’t be just one pedophile with a scooter who calls himself Tank.
