As the shop says, ‘a strategically placed accent can bring the whole room to life’

Konami just launched anonline merch store, and I know, I know – you’re not in the mood.

Regardless of how out-of-sync the company can be with modern sensibilities, we’ve got the good old days, and there are some surprising back-catalog picks in here like aSunset Ridersmug, a sweatshirt plastered with Goemon, andTrack & Fieldt-shirts. I’m not here to dwell on that stuff, though.

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I immediately darted toward theCastlevaniasection, straight past the apparel, to this:

Your eyes don’t deceive you. Those are pillows withAlucardandRichterlooking all majestic.

Wuyang OW2 ultimate

My recent (and at this point probably annual) trip down memory lane withCastlevania RequiemandCastlevania Anniversary Collectionhas been building to this silliness. I can’t stop laughing.

$40 for a video game pillow? I shouldn’t. I really shouldn’t.

Football Manager 26 promo art

Cover for Max Payne

Black Ops 7 key art work

PEAK mesa biome text

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CoD BO7 The Guild robot

Drag x Drive passing

A ruined police station in Raccoon City in Resident Evil Requiem.